What The, Why?

Dear Urban Outfitters, I love you, but you are starting to scare me. 

Everything about this outfit is indeed hideous, but SOCKS, really?! 

 Is this seriously the style now? My goodness, where in the world did this come from??

Thanks Urban, but I will not jump back into the 70's with you. I'm going to stick to my pretty, non-shiny skirts, and stay away from your ridiculously thick, high, trippin', shoes. 

My husband will still buy from you, since it seems the Men's Department didn't jump back a few decades. Boy, am I jealous.